This is a list of just stuff that I have noticed during my time here…
The shirtless man, all the time, everywhere.
Parking space dibs, all the time, everywhere.
A sense of “Well, look at you being all high class…”
I was called a yuppy hipster because I have a soda stream.
Incredibly attractive people of BOTH sexes date overweight people with beards.
Feminists use the word BABE and GIRL.
Racist white people with dread locks. You guys do know that is REALLY not cool? I guess not.
Anything that is nice or new and unfamiliar to people, is called “fancy”.